egoiste

Biography

Systems Analyst at an institution of Higher Learning, which means in my line of work I have to do things from configuring a CISCO router to screwing in light bulbs. This also includes keeping up with current and future Internet and Technology trends.

I am also a hip-hop hating homersexical that is totally ghey for news and politics and I also have a great love for House Music, dancing, Netflix, gastroporn (recipes/food), and homoerotic photography.

Current Favorite Quote: "Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make Anarchy and disorder your trademarks, cause as much chaos and disruption as possible, but don't let them take you ALIVE." -- (Sid Vicious, 1977)

• I have a sardonic and even sanguinous sense of humor.
• I have a thick skin.
• It is said I can be intimidating.
• I am what you might call free with my opinions.
• I have been sober over 8 years now but dont mind at all if you drink.
• I refuse to date a druggie.
• I value truth and faithfulness above all else.
• I like people who are on time. Disrespecting time commitments is disrespecting me.
• Using you're, your, their, they're, or there improperly is a sexual turn off for me, as is using internet shorthand such as ur and words like "sup".
• Yes I am just a little bit uptight.
• I can laugh at myself. I can laugh at you too.
• I prefer people who have careers instead of jobs.
• I love shopping but I hate trendwhores. Goodwill is preferable to Aberclones any day.
• I am not very well-versed sexually in the ways of men because I've never had that slut phase.
• I obsess about how fat I am even though I'm fairly average, and I try to eat healthy foods and stay off sugars, but I can't resist skittles.
• I have trouble accepting human frailties and am deeply hurt when people you care about let you down.
• I love myself so I'm fully prepared to love you, just like the saying goes.
• People think that I think I am intelligent.
• I think I'm dumb and just happen to read a LOT of crap on the intarwebs and seem cosmopolitan.
• I like reciprocity. In that vein I don't expect to be entertained and expect the same courtesy. Conversation is a two-way street.
• I can write a whole book but meet me in person and I might not say anything beyond hello unless you "share". I need something to work with to talk.

Hit me up @ egoiste at the gmail dot com

Interests

Yoga, Photography, Movies, reading, computers, News, gastroporn, Netflix

Music

Gypsy Kings, Pogues, Harry Connick Jr, Pretty much anything 80s, classic rock, Gay gay gay circuit house music, Salsa, merengue, reggeton, latin house.

Movies

Le Femme Nikita, The Sound of Music, Crouching Tiger Hidden Drag Queen, Bladerunner, Dune, Hero, A Home at the End of the Earth, Royal Tennenbaums, Gattaca, The Matrix, Frida, Lorca, Burnt Money, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Strawberry & Chocolate, Barcelona, Belle Epoque, Metropolitan, Hedwig, Create your own Movie List @ HotFreeLayouts!">anything Pedro Almodovar. Chocolat. City of Lost Children.

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TV Shows

Heroes, X-Files, Lost, Big Bang Theory, Trueblood, Skins, Joan of Arcadia, CSI, West Wing, Law & Order, Farscape, Stargate Atlantis, Fringe, Weeds, Dexter, Sanctuary, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, Primeval

Books & Authors

Dune, Popism, Andy Warhol Diaries, Geek Love, Microserfs, Generation X, All Families Are Psychotic, Tales of the City, Woman Hollering Creek, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, Interview with the Vampire. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Jim Butcher. Laurell K Hamilton. Anne Rice. Frank Herbert. Douglas Coupland. Bret Easton Ellis. Armistead Maupin. Andrew Holleran. Sandra Cisneros.

Sports

"All charming people have something to conceal">"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." --James Branch Cabell

"All charming people have something to conceal, "A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people." --Peter McArthur

"Undermine their pompous authority">usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others."--Cyril Connolly

"A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people." --Peter McArthur

"Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." --Samuel Butler

"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." --Benjamin Disraeli

"Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression." --Amos Bronson Alcott

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday">make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE."--Sid Vicious

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." --Samuel Butler

"How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct." --Benjamin Disraeli

"Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression." --Amos Bronson Alcott

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, "You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do." --Olin Miller

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."--Soren Kierkegaard

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." -Don Herold

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems">lying in hospitals dying of nothing." --Redd Foxx

"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do." --Olin Miller

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."--Soren Kierkegaard

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." -Don Herold

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, "When you think of the long and gloomy history of man">but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." --Herm Albright

"When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, "The love of truth lies at the root of much humor." --Robertson Davies

">you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion."--C.P. Snow

"The love of truth lies at the root of much humor." --Robertson Davies